Adam Brody

Adam Brody is featured in GQ's May issue and there is a slight chance that I just drooled on my laptop. Okay, that is so gross, I don't drool. Ever. But Adam Brody really is so pretty that it makes me want to cry a little bit. He's so great. He's been great ever since his Seth Cohen days on "The OC." Whatever. I'm babbling. Just stare at his pretty, pretty face.

Um, I'm not sure how, but somehow Adam Brody makes eating a burger SUPER attractive. I like burgers. I like suits. And I sure as heck like Adam Brody, so I guess that isn't as puzzling as I thought.

Oh, he's so fly. Ew, ignore me.

I don't care WHO you are, as a man you should never wear flip flops ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Like, you may be a foot model, but you still are not allowed to wear flip flops. Or whatever.

Like, are you being serious right now with this? Are you being serious? HOW ARE YOU REAL, ADAM?