Friday, December 31, 2010

Leighton Meester

For serious. I was in the middle of my last blog post and I stumbled across outtakes from her Grazia shoot back in June 2010. I can't believe I've never seen these before, they were posted at the end of November. It's a New Years Eve miracle!!

'Most Blogged About' Award Goes To..

Leighton Meester. Don't act surprised. I have blogged about Leighton Meester 106 times so far. So, this is dedicated to her. I'm excited to see what she has in store for us in 2011. So far we have the Vera Wang perfume ads, Missoni campaign, two movies and (fingers crossed) an album to look forward to. It will be a good year.
(Via Tumblr)

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Happy New Year's Eve!

Fashion Quote of the Day

"The fact is that even art is subject to fashion."
Hugo Pratt

Nicole Richie

I have decided that Nicole Richie is officially THE cutest celebrity Mom. Ever. If not ever, then the cutest celebrity Mom of 2010 at least. She's adorable. She makes me want to cut my hair and go shopping.

Kim Kardashian

Who told Kim Kardashian this was a good idea? That is my main question, after "What the hell?" of course. I mean, what made her think cornrows were the only way out? Was a ballerina bun not good enough? Because, being the avid "Friends" fan that I am, when I see cornrows, I think of Monica in the Barbados episodes, when she went from afro to cornrow. I mean, was your hair really that bad, Kim? Was it?...
"[to Monica] See, here's the thing. The cornrows were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem, and now that we're home you don't have that problem anymore. So, if you think about it... I hate them." Chandler Bing

Thursday, December 30, 2010

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Coco Rocha

Ugh! This is why I love Coco Rocha so much. She looks ba-nan-as in every photo she takes. She posted all 10 of these photos to her Official Facebook page yesterday with the caption "Final of 3 editorials I did for Elle Italia, January 2011." I don't even care that ELLE Italia costs a hell of a lot of money in the United States, I will buy it. Oh, what I do for fashion. But whatever, Coco Rocha will always be worth it. So, here is one of the three editorials Coco did. This is my favorite one, for sure.
This is my absolute favorite. I want a hamburger. I also want to look this good eating a hamburger, but apparently I can't have everything.

Fashion Quote of the Day

"Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse."
Will Rogers

Ke$ha & Nicki Minaj

Shut the front door. Are you kidding me right now? I honestly loathe how much I love Ke$ha's coat right now. It's amazing. I'm positive she's worn it before and I'm pretty sure I blogged about it previously, but I don't even care. It's too wonderful. Nicki Minaj's coat is pretty amazing too, but she doesn't look as fierce. I mean, sweat pants and a pink fur coat? Think again, Miss Minaj. Dare I say it, take notes from Mi$$ Ke$ha next time.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Seventeen February 2011

Here's the thing about Leighton Meester gracing the cover of Seventeen's February issue. It's Seventeen magazine. It's not high fashion, it's directed towards teenagers not twenty year olds like myself. So, now that I've said that, I still love (obviously) that they chose Leighton, but I'm not in love with the shoot itself. I do like the colorful dresses, but they need to fire their hair, makeup and accessories people. I vote yes on Vogue next time. Did you hear that, Anna Wintour?
This is my favorite picture. She is so stinkin' cute. I love the outfit and the accessories aren't too awful. They get pretty fug near the end.
What is this dress? I hate it.
What are these bracelets? Seventeen, c'mon now! I don't want to have to work for you in particular, but clearly you need some guidance.

Olivia Palermo

Olivia Palermo, aka. The bitchy pretty girl on "The City," has a spread in Vogue Espana's January 2011 issue and I actually really like it. I love me some tiaras and black and white photos. She's really just too pretty for her own good. I'm sure she knows that already, but still.
Ooh this is my favorite shot. I love everything about it.


First, I apologize for saying SOS, for now either the ABBA or Jonas Brothers songs are stuck in your head. Really, I'm sorry. Second, I really do need to send out a SOS. (The international Morse code distress signal, for those who don't know) for I need OPI's 2009 Holiday nail color Merry Midnight. I got a pedicure today and chose the most amazing color, Merry Midnight, and I am obsessed with it. Being an avid OPI fan, I was shocked to find out that Merry Midnight is an old color and is sold out EVERYWHERE. If you have it and want to sell it to me/buy it for me I would be forever in your debt. Or something.
(Her nails are fugly, I apologize once again. But the color is bananas).

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