OH MY EYES! WHAT IS AVRIL LAVIGNE WEARING? SHE IS 27 YEARS OLD, FOR CRYING OUTLOUD! AND YES, I AM GOING TO USE ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM SO APPALLED BY THIS OUTFIT. WHY, OH WHY, OH WHY? I HATE HER HAIR AND I HATE HER OUTFIT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT. I NEED HER TO STOP. I NEED HER TO STOP NOW. I ALSO NEED HER TO STOP DATING BRODY JENNER BECAUSE HE'S CUTER WITHOUT HER. Okay, I'm done. But I'm annoyed and I have only had a couple bites of yogurt, a few bites of a protein bar and a cup of coffee today, so that may or may not be part of this rant. Either way. This is heinous.