Kirsten Dunst

You guys. I have a problem. I love everything about the Honor dress Kirsten Dunst wore to the UK premiere of "Melancholia" today. I know I shouldn't love it, but for some reason it just works. Everything works. And her hair and makeup looks kind of wonderful. I don't understand. I should hate this. Right?...

Fashion Quote of the Day

"Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion."

Margaret Cho

Crystal Renn

We are going to ignore Crystal Renn's weird and waxy makeup and kind of awkward hair, and focus on the gorgeous Zac Posen gown she wore last night to the Metropolitan Opera Season Opening Night Performance of "Anna Bolena." I'm a little bit in love. I love it when I first saw it on Coco Rocha and surprisingly I love it even more now. I mean, look at the silhouette, the texture and those sleeves! They're so pretty I want to cry.

Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2012 RTW

While this is two days late, I think it's even better. Better late than never. Fashionably late. You know what I mean. Dolce & Gabbana's Spring 2012 ready-to-wear collection was kind of amazing. "Picturesque summertime in a small town in southern Italy circa the 1950's was the designers' starting point. The eggplants, zucchinis, tomatoes, and hot peppers you'd find at an outdoor market inspired the oversize prints that decorated fit-and-flare dresses and midriff-baring bra tops and full skirts." (Style.com) Then, this is where it really got good guys, it transitioned into beautiful crystal encrusted corsets. @#)%$!& I love it. I love that they began with garden vegetables and ended with a treasure chest. Or something.

This looks awkward and weird but it was kind of wonderful walking down the runway. True story.

I love that this has hot peppers on it.

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE. I love the eggplants, I love the entire outfit. I mean, look at this coat? It's a little bit wonderful.

I actually really love this. I think I would totally definitely maybe probably wear this.

I also love this. The purse is kind of weird.

I'm sure this is already hanging in Katy Perry's closet, no?

LOOK AT THE OUTFIT IN THE MIDDLE. That is all. It's so pretty.

(Via Style.com)

Flare October 2011

Kirsten Dunst is on the cover of Flare magazine in the same Giambattista Valli dress Emma Stone wore to the "Friends With Benefits" New York premiere a few months ago and the same dress Sarah Jessica Parker wore in Marie Claire's September issue. I loved it on Emma Stone, I thought it was okay on SJP and now I just hate it. I am going to pretend this didn't happen, okay? Okay. I KNOW cover shoots happen at different times but I am sure they saw Emma Stone. This deserves a Liz Lemon eye roll, but I'm not on my personal computer, so just pretend it's happening. Also, I don't even want to talk about her hair. What are those bangs? It's giving her a lazy eye. Okay, that's mean, but I can't. I need this to stop. If people did some research, or their job, this wouldn't be happening. Three times.

Ashley Greene

Ashley Greene made an appearance at the iHeart Radio Music Festival last night in this super fugly dress. Like, is it a shower curtain, is it a trash bag, is it a sleeping bag? It's just kind of seriously totally awful and not flattering one bit. I need it to stop. Her makeup is super pretty though, so we can focus on that. But really, this dress is heinous. No, just absolutely no.

Fashion Quote of the Day

"There's a reason DVF is DVF. There's a reason Rachel Zoe is Rachel Zoe. If you remain authentic to who you are, it will take you places you never imagined."

Anonymous

Picture Perfect

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Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen was at a winery today mourning the death of, oh, wait... She was at a wedding? Well that's just silly. I mean, she actually looks like she's going to funeral. Although, it would be kind of strange if someone attended a funeral at a winery, but I'll save that for a rainy day or whatever. So, at first I was like "OH she's on the set of some goth movie about death or the underworld or whatever? Good for her." But yeah, no. This is wedding material. I will never understand any of the Olsen children. Except maybe Lizzie Olsen. She's appearing slightly normal, no? I should stop. But then again, so should Mary-Kate. (Sorry Riley).

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Prada RTW Spring 2012

Miuccia Prada went all out for her Ready-to-Wear Spring 2012 collection. She described the line in one word, "sweetness." I'm not sure it's just sweet, but it is interesting. It's more of a rocker sweet. And that's big considering I don't like the word "rocker." It's weird. But the collection has a huge 1950s influence, which I appreciate, but for some reason the cheesy car printed jackets remind me of Ryan Gosling's scorpion jacket in "Drive." While I'm not crazy about this collection, I do like some select pieces. These could make some pretty great appearances in editorials, no? Also, we need to talk about these shoes because they are kind of amazing. And by kind of amazing, I mean I want them. Oh, AND I hate the models' hair.

I hate that I really like this bathing suit paired with a jacket and a belt. It's weird, but not unsettlingly weird.

RIGHT? I spy with my little eye a resemblance...

I kind of love this pairing.

I like this but the cut of the top is just too high. Also, I need a closer look at the bag because I think I might love it.

The print is really cute on this dress. And I'm not going to lie, I initially though the print was from a Dr. Seuss book. If you look at it from far away, with your eyes squinted...

I love this. I love this so.

(Via Style.com)