Natalie Portman

Here is what legitimately upsets me about this situation. Natalie Portman is gorgeous and honestly has so much potential, but then she shows up to events like the Audrey Hepburn Children's House opening in this. Don't get me wrong, I know that I would be drooling over this Giambattista Valli dress if it had been on someone else. I mean, I actually like it now, it's just styled so poorly. I don't understand her. I know she's a new Mom and whatever, but if Nicole Richie and Kourtney Kardashian can remain über chic Mothers, then so can she. Oh, but I forgot, Natalie Portman is kind of a hippie lady, isn't she? I'm sure über hippie chic is a thing somewhere.