You all know that I'm celebrity married to Leonardo DiCaprio, so you can safely (and accurately) assume that I am not so happy about this situation. Today Leo was in Miami with his Mama and some friends in cargo shorts, a creepy beard and... a BUCKET HAT. A BUCKET HAT, people. I can't. I mean, a bucket hat. The more I say it, the worse it gets. I really don't even understand why he is doing this to me. Nay, to us. We all have eyes. We are all upset by this. Oh gosh. This may or may not lead to our first fight as a married couple. I mean, what?
He's the crazy one in the bucket hat, in case you were confused.