Wait. A. Minute. Are you serious, Nicole Kidman? Is this a weird joke that only Australians understand? WHY ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WITH US? Why did you show up to the CMT Awards (Honestly, I had to ask myself why she was there AGAIN.) to support your husband (Oh yeah, that's why she was there... Damn marriage.) in this seriously heinous Proenza Schouler dress? And those Pierre Hardly shoes? REALLY? Yes, they're cute and sure, I'm all for a splash of random color, but periwinkle? And don't you dare get me started on those bangs, Nicole Kidman-Urban... Was that mean? Probably. But was it true? Unfortunately.