Fashion Citation Number Twenty-Seven

My Mom is in Hawaii right now, which means she is out at the beach while I am sitting in my (gasp!) sweats, listening to the rain (Although I am not complaining, for I hate the sun.) and I just got a text from her which read: "Fashion citation... husband & wife matching workout short-shorts & sportswear shirts & ... wait... belly bags! With matching man sandals." She said they looked like they were from another country, but still. Belly bags, aka. Fanny packs are never okay. Never ever ever.