MTV Movie Awards 2010

Although I don't watch MTV (With the exception of "16 and Pregnant," which is my very unfortunate guilty pleasure), I still like to skip through the MTV Movie Awards. Unfortunately, my DVR stopped working a few days ago (I'm still in mourning, it's a sore subject), so I have to rely on the internet for everything regarding the award show. Shall we?

I actually really like Jessica Biel's Giambattista Valli dress. I've chosen it as my favorite dress of the night. Well, it's one of my favorites.

I would like to applaud Paris Hilton; not only for wearing clothes, but for wearing cute ones.

You guys, I LOVE lace so much. Scarlett Johansson's Dolce & Gabbana dress is not only lace, but it's green and I appreciate random, unexpected bursts of color on the red carpet. I mean, I think lace and I automatically picture a LBD, but I love that this is green.

Kristen freaking Stewart. First, let me start by telling you exactly how pissed off I am at the fact that she compared fame to rape. It was one of the stupidest things I have ever read. And well, we all know how much I dislike her, so that didn't help. Even though she said sorry, I'm still peeved. Stop complaining, Kristen. I will gladly take your spot. Second (and on a happier note), I actually really like her Dolce & Gabbana dress. Well, I like the top half of the dress at least. I am not a big fan of tweed. And not only that, but she looks, dare I say it, happy. I want her to wash her hair though, but for now, I am pleased. Keep it up, Kristen, you have a lot of "Eclipse" promoting to do.

I want to be Whitney Port. But I also want to be Lauren Conrad and Leighton Meester. I have a lot of identity crisis, apparently. So, putting into consideration the fact that I love Whitney Port, I really love her Yigal Azroue dress. I love the colors and I love the unique pattern.

How many times do I have to say this? I HATE JUMPSUITS! I hate them, I hate them. Why can't this be a dress? I love the neckline, but ugh, I can't get over the jumpsuit aspect of it. And I actually really like Elizabeth Reaser, so for that, I am a little disappointed. She looks really pretty though, I will say that much.

My sister and I just had a conversation (and by "just had a conversation," I mean we just stopped talking) about how we feel like Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron really aren't dating. It has to be a publicity stunt, for we both feel (and I'm sure all of America shares this opinion) that he can do so much better. I don't really like her Jenny Packham dress either, which is a shame because I usually praise Jenny Packham's dresses.

Sweet Jesus. No joke, when I first saw this picture, I thought it was her Mom. Sad times for Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay, everyone knows you have an alcohol monitoring anklet on, so is it really necessary to go out of your way to fug yourself up? This outfit is seriously awful. I furiously Tweeted over my disgust of her outfit, but deleted it because I felt it was too cruel. Ugh, I miss "The Parent Trap" days.

I'm sorry, I love Katy Perry. I also love that she's wearing a wig. I mean, I don't love the wig, but I'm glad she didn't really dye her hair, for she has gorgeous hair and she's getting married soon. Her dress is, well, it reminds me of Britney Spears' "Toxic" music video. Enough said.

Oh Lord have mercy. Christina Aguilera's Versace Atelier gown is well, very MTV Movie Awards, to say the least. I would like it if the chains were removed. Those are obnoxious, but other than that, I don't really hate the dress as much as you probably do.

I hate that I love Stephanie Pratt, Audrina Patridge and their dresses.

I think I like Anna Kendrick's Zac Posen dress. I have yet to decide whether I love it, but for now, I definitely like it. I really don't like her shoes though, that's for sure.