Ryan Gosling's suit looks like actual poop. But he brought his Mom as his date, so I guess it evens out?... Right? Isn't that how it works? I mean, he didn't bring his girlfriend, Eva Mendes, so I know we're all singing his praises. And I mean, he brought his Mother so automatic gold stars. As someone on Facebook pointed out, "Maybe he was too distracted by the color of his suit" to which I replied "The suit and his reflection are presumably distracting..." It all makes sense if you really think about it. Also, I love how proud his Mom looks. Her face is all "Yep. I played a major role in creating this God-like man. I'm awesome. I know." It's true, Mama Gosling.