And to think I stood right in front of Fergie, ready to tell her that this was the least heinous thing I'd ever seen her in... I didn't even recognize her husband. I still don't. But he is so obnoxious right here, I can't even deal with him. I am mostly focused on her hair and the fact that her dress had potential, but that potential was stabbed to death by her clutch. Ugh.
Oh Mary J. Blige. I feel as though hating you is a crime. While it is indeed not a crime, wearing a hideous dress like this is most definitely a crime. Look it up. Also, her hair is heinous.