(Via Celebrity-Gossip.net)Dearest Miley Cyrus (Mileybird),
I heart you to the stars and back, but I cannot with these knee-high socks. I know you're totally like, a chic and uber-anti-wannabe hipster fiancé to Thor's brother now, but that does not excuse this. Your body is totally bangin' though, so if you could let me in on some of your secrets, that would be great. Or we could be friends and like, workout together? I don't know. You can decide.
P.S. Is it okay if I call you Mileybird?