My celebrity husband, Leonardo DiCaprio, (Just reminding you, he is my only celebrity husband, my list of celebrity boyfriends is continuously growing. Hey, Josh Hutcherson...) was in New Orleans on Monday in... Well, I don't even know. WHY MUST YOU HURT MY HEART LIKE THIS, JACK DAWSON? I'm sorry. I'm getting carried away. I just don't know what part of this I hate more. His cargo shorts? His facial hair? His hat? Sweet heavens, Leo.