Ugh, could Charlize Theron BE any more gorgeous? Why didn't she just adopt me? I mean, okay, not as a child, for I am not and her little baby is so cute, but as like, a sister? That's a thing I am sure. I will have to look into it. She graces the cover of Madison's June issue and looks just stunning. Red is definitely her color. Okay, every color is her color. It's not fair. I don't want to talk about it.