I think I finally understand exactly WHAT Lady Gaga IS. She's obviously not a human, we've come to that conclusion about a year ago. I personally think she is an alien, but you can get back to me on that later. I have theories. But back to understanding what she is. I think she is trying to be the less fun version of Helena Bonham Carter. Right? Oh, that's not right? Okay, well then I don't know anything anymore. This is the most heinous thing ever. EVER. Okay, not EVER. Maybe I am being a wee bit dramatic. It's a possibility.