Dear Jennifer Lawrence,
Please be my friend. I love you. In a friend way. I promise I'm not a creepy fan, I genuinely think we would be the best of friends and here's why. I have seen a handful (Or two handfuls and then some, whatever.) of your interviews and I think we are very compatible friend-wise. I know your life is kind of amazeballs right now, and I get that you won't have a lot of time for me, but I am more than happy to come over and make you cookies or watch TV. And feel free to invite your fellow co-stars (Josh Hutcherson) over to hang out with us. I mean, that sounds so great, right? Right.
(Your Soon-to-be Best Friend)