Fashion Citation

THEY'RE BACK, PEOPLE. Real life fashion citations. Maybe people were dressing better (unlikely) or maybe I was just being lazy (quite likely), but they have been forgotten. I am here to bring them back. It's kind of like a PSA. I'm really saving the world. I'm really like a superhero. Okay, maybe I am getting ahead of myself, but sometimes I feel like it. So, I was at the Chapman graduation on Saturday, and while I was waiting for the ceremony to start (and getting a seriously unfashionable farmer's tan), I spotted this... A FRINGE CHOKER. A. Fringe. Choker. I mean... What? Why does this lady hate me? Why does she hate my eyeballs and why does she want to see them burn? Because that is pretty much what happened. Oh, did I mention that her friend was wearing a fuzzy hat? Because that happened too.