Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson was in Moscow last night for the premiere of "The Avengers" and I can't even begin to express my hatred towards her Nina Ricci dress. I mostly hate the top of it. It's very unflattering and well, unsupportive of her assets. Or whatever. Is there a classy way to word that sentence? Yeah, I didn't think so. Oh, ScarJo. I think you can do better than this. I think. I'm not 100% confident in your fashion choices, but I'm sure you can surprise me.