Coco Rocha, Crystal Renn and Zac Posen made an appearance at the 9th Annual Spring Dinner Dance New Year's in April (I literally have no idea what any of that means, but c'est la vie.) last night. Coco Rocha wore this fairy-like Zac Posen gown. I mean, she's actually a fairy! I don't love the dress particularly, but I love that she stuck with Zac Posen, as always, and that she rocked it. Crystal Renn, on the other hand, has me truly confused. She too, wore a Zac Posen gown, but she is almost unrecognizable. You remember her, yes? The brunette, full-figure model? Yeah. This is shameful. I respected and admired her, but now I can only call her a hypocrite. It is quite a letdown.