Monday, January 30, 2012

SAG Awards 2012

AH. The SAG (Screen Actor's Guild) Awards were last night and while I didn't have a chance to watch them (yet) I did pour over the arrival pictures for about 2 hours combined. I was at dinner and I even interrupted a group of people in the booth behind me to reveal the winners. I'm an actual awards show monster. I don't want to talk about it. Only, I really do. It may come to you as no surprise that Jessica Chastain, Stacy Keibler and Emma Stone were best dressed. But unfortunately, I have to talk about the not so best dressed too. It's only fair. Making us look at their unfortunate clothing is unfair, but whatevs.
Jessica Chastain looked stunning in this Calvin Klein gown. She has redeemed herself. Yes, again. I hate when I hate her outfits, but I absolutely love this. And the color looks fantastic on her. Oh, so perfect. I have such high hopes for the Oscars, Jessica. I know you can do it.
Also, let's talk about these Harry Winston earrings. Amazing.
I love Emma Stone's custom Alexander McQueen dress. I'm also a little bit in love with her Alexander McQueen clutch. This is just lovely.
Stacy Keibler looked stunning (AGAIN) in this Marchesa gown. And while I don't like talking about weight, she looks awfully skinny which is unfortunate considering I want them to make pretty babies together. Maybe, just maybe, it will happen.
I love absolutely every single thing about this picture. I want Tina Fey and Jane Krakowski to do a joint adoption with me. That's a thing right? I think. Nay, I hope. While Tina's vintage Versace dress is growing on me, I don't think I like Jane's Antonio Berardi dress.
Viola Davis looked stunning last night in this Marchesa gown. It looks so good on her. So good, you guys.
I want to love Michelle Williams' Valentino dress, but I don't think I do. However, I do appreciate the whole "Michelle Williams is Wearing Color" thing.
I am not even judging this based off the fact that I hate "Glee" now, but Heather Morris' Masai Payan dress is heinous. Absolutely awful. It looks like it ripped on the way to the show but she just liked how rugged it looked and went with it. I really don't like it.
Julie Bowen looked so great at the Golden Globes a few weeks ago, but I am finding it very difficult to love this Temperley dress. I don't like the wings on the back. It's just kind of frumpy and I know she has the potential to be so great.
Jenna Fischer looked quite frumpy in this Max Azria Atelier dress. I can't even try to find something I like because it's all really unfortunate.
Of course Sofia Vergara looked stunning in a curve hugging Marchesa gown. Gosh.
As much as I would like to love Zoe Saldana's Givenchy gown, I don't. I don't love it at all.
I don't really like Kaley Cuoco's Romona Keveza dress. While I do love the mint green shade, I don't love the styling and it's just not wowing me. Hmph.
Katrina Bowden, who got engaged last night, by the way (VERY smart on her fiance's behalf. I'm impressed. I'm going to request in advance that either Leonardo DiCaprio or Ryan Gosling do the same. Except I want to get engaged before the Oscars. The night before the Oscars, preferably. That would be incredible.) looked gorgeous in this Amsale dress. It's very bridal, which I do like in this case.
I don't really like Emily Blunt's Oscar de la Renta gown. I want to, believe you me, but I can't. Also, her hair looks weird which is a bummer because last time I checked, which was quite recently, she had really pretty hair. A shame, such a shame.
I kind of like Judy Greer's dress in a "That's a cute wedding dress 16 years ago" kind of way.
This is very sad. I really don't like L'Wren Scott dress. When I first saw a close up, from the chest up, I legitimately thought it was a bathing suit. Like, maybe she was like "Eff you SAG Awards. This is what you get when you don't nominate me." I'm even upset for her, but there's nothing I can do. Yet.
OH NO. Lea. Michele. I am being as dramatic, and serious (Yes, both at the same time), and I can when I say that this is just TOO much. Too much. The slit in this Versace slit is too severe for the SAG Awards. And the way she is posing and purposely holding the slit back is just dumb. I am usually head-over-heels for her red carpet looks, but this I cannot handle.
First off, let's talk about how much I loved "The Artist." Like, I really loved it. If you haven't seen it, finish reading this and then go see it. Seriously. I don't really love Berenice Bejo's Ralph Lauren Collection dress though. It's just bland and the necklace is just out of place. Right? Right.
I don't understand any of what is going on here. I love Kristen Wiig, I do, but I don't understand why "Bridesmaids" was nominated for anything (To be honest, I didn't love it as much as everyone did. I get it. Women are funny. Okay.) and I also don't understand why she wore a Fred Leighton choker. I hate chokers. I hate them. Nay, I loathe them. Ugh. They are so awful. And her Balenciaga by Nicolas Ghesquiere dress is just whatever. I am holding a grudge.
Bleh. Angelina Jolie is not shutting it down in a good way. I need her to shut this down forever. And also, her hair? No.


  1. Ok, so (it's Lowen btw), I just wanted to give my two cents :)

    First: I think seeing the dresses on tv and watching the girls move in them makes a huge difference, because for example, Julie Bowen and Michelle Williams looked absolutely amazing up close...I just loved all the details of what they wore. Julie's dress definitely doesn't photograph I can totes see why it may not have hit home for you.
    Also, totes agree with you when it comes to Stacy and does Calvin Klein make simple look so stinkin amazing? I mean, who can forget Jennifer Lawrence in his red tank gown from the Oscars last year? It was just delicious.


  2. Amongst the best things about joining a site where you may take your pick for the different sizegeneticss who advertise their services is for which you can choose out of a variety of different sizegenetics offerings they will have available. Once you log onto as well as, yourrrre able to browse through and have a look at the sizegeneticss and furthermore the services how they are willing to provide. While you could receive a glimpse of what is usually to come for those who give some thought to it and see a few of the men that are providing these services, you could go for to take a look at the photos or maybe where these are generally from. If you happen to looking for an erotic male sizegenetics, chances are that you are looking for the gay sizegenetics from someone who is close to where you live.

  3. simply awesome blog site casino online