Fine. She's gorgeous. But that doesn't mean I like any of this. Her previous Vogue cover was 10x better.
Yeah, this reminds me of this picture:
HAVE WE NO CREATIVITY LEFT?
I'm sorry, but what the actual HELL. What is this? Okay, I may go on a tangent and for that, I apologize. I saw this horrendous picture and thought to myself a couple things: 1. If you're going to do an underwater picture at least showcase a gorgeous gown and not just a plain Christopher Kane dress. ALSO she is almost unrecognizable in this picture. 2. And it reminds me of...
Yes. The mermaids in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire." I mean, right? This is actually my least favorite part in um, all of the Harry Potter films because I have this weird fear of the deep dark ocean. Like, I can swim/snorkel the surface, but once the temperature and color changes I have a slight panic attack. This is all too frightening.
This Marchesa gown is pretty, but I'm not in love. I really hate all of this, you guys. I feel bad, but not bad enough to apologize about it quite yet.
I give up.