I don't know why I even act like I'm surprised and/or shocked anymore. Is "Jersey Shore" still a thing? Are lace up boots still a thing? Is JWoww still a thing? Was JWoww ever a thing? No. I think the answer is no to all of that. But considering the fact that she's promoting something, a "book" that she "wrote" or a fragrance (I can only IMAGINE how heinous that smells), maybe she should "hire" a "makeup artist." Just a suggestion because her face color doesn't match her chest color which doesn't match her hand color which doesn't match the color of her legs which you can see between her "dress" and boots. Just a hot mess.