Glamour November 2011

I can't tell you how I knew this, but I knew who Glamour's November covergirl was going to be in advance and I was quite disappointed. But oddly enough, and I don't know why or how, Kristen Stewart does not look too shabby, my friends. I know what you're thinking. Did she have too much coffee today and not enough food, hence her wild and drastic thoughts? No. Did she fall and hit her head? Also no. Is she crazy? No. (You're freaked out now, aren't you? You were all totally thinking that). No to all of it, I don't know how, perhaps some miracle performed by the Lord himself, but Kristen is starting to look like a normal, dare I say it, celebrity. I know she'd probably scrunch her nose, put her hand through her hair like 5 times and just roll her eyes at the fact that I even called her that, but it's true. Or maybe people have begun using Photoshop for good instead of evil. Or maybe to answer your third question, maybe I am a little bit crazy. Either way, I don't hate this. Which is good. And kind of weird. But mostly good. Let's see who agrees with me... (Also, sidenote. I'm mad at Glamour for not fully releasing all of the photoshoots now, hence why I have skipped the past few month's issues. October's was boring, I promise you didn't miss anything).

I do have two problems here though. 1. The styling for the cover is heinous. Like, what is that shirt? I can't. 2. I have problems with feet. Not weird foot phobias like half of America likes to pretend they have - I hear it's like trendy or something - but a real problem. I just don't like seeing them out of shoes. They don't belong barefoot, unless you are in 1. A pool 2. The shower (With the exception of a camp or a sketchy hotel shower) 3. Bed. If you think of other suggestions, feel free to send them my way. But in all honesty, shoes should remain on feet at all times. I don't know how many times I truly need to say it. I should start saying it in different languages, like the voices at Disneyland, you know the ones that tell you to keep hands, feet, legs, etc. inside the vehicle at all times?, and then maybe it will sink in. Her face looks really pretty though, so I'll give her that much.

I actually kind of love everything about this. I love the styling, I mean can I have this skirt please and thank you very much? And she just looks gorgeous. Also, SHOES. We have shoes, people!

OH. NO. It was going so well, guys. I hate her hair, if only she read my blog, she'd know that already... I hate her dress, if I'm not mistaken, it's the Stella McCartney dress Sarah Jessica Parker just wore?... And I appreciate or whatever their whole contradicting fashion thing they're trying to do, but I need combat boots and lace dresses to stay as far away from each other as possible. Forever.