Okay, to be fair, Swizz Beatz (Honestly) is Alicia Key's husband, but still. Anyway, last night they made an appearance at the opening night of the Broadway play "The Mountaintop." I cannot get over their HORRIBLE outfits. Like, I don't know where to start. The fact that she is wearing a purse on the red carpet (HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL THEM NO) and the fact that he is wearing a leather cast which has been sewed into his coat, I don't understand it. Shut it down.