"Our Idiot Brother" LA Premiere

While I wish to see "Our Idiot Brother," I kind of wish I could un-see some of the outfits from the premiere last night. Shall we feast our eyes on some of the disasters?

I know. At first you're like "Oh, Elizabeth Banks! You are so petty all the time. I miss you on "30 Rock," I hope you will be un-kidnapped soon... (Spoiler alert, sorry)" and then you're like "Wait, is she wearing a nude bra?" and then you focus on that for a minute too long still unsure as to whether or not you're right and THEN you go "Wait, what are her shoes? What is her dress? It's kind of ugly, but I don't want to hate it too much." So, naturally, after all that talking to yourself, you're a little uneasy. That is, until...

...You see the back. What the what? Yes, the back of this Prada dress just made it hella ugly. So ugly that I said "hella" to emphasize the hideousness that is the dress. Like, I am legitimately confused. WHY Miuccia Prada thought this dress was a good idea is beyond me, my friends.

You know, I've attempted to get on board with the whole "WE LOVE ZOOEY DESCHANEL" thing, but I can't do it. Yes, I thought "500 Days of Summer" was cute and quirky, quite like herself, but like, okay. She's there. She portrayed Summer well. (The character, not the season, don't lose me now). But her quirkiness kind of, for lack of a better word, irks me. I don't know why, but ugh. So, to add to the whole "I kind of don't understand her..." thing she showed up in this Moschino dress. Granted, I liked the dress on the runway, but she's wearing it oddly. The ruffle in the front, should be on the side and well, this dress should be on someone completely different. Am I right?... Well, you know that I am. Apparently I'm cocky too, but there's another place and time for that.

I love me some color blocking, but I do not love this. If the top of Rashida Jones' whatever this is had been that red (A la Emma Stone's Giambattista Valli outfit she wore for the New York premiere of "Friends With Benefits") or something, I would be like "Oh, okay then." But this is, dare I say it again, hella ugly, people. Okay, sidenote: I found out that this is a Stella McCartney DRESS. That makes it 10x worse for too many reasons to list. Ugh.