I know I haven't mentioned Lady Gaga in awhile because well, you know, I loathe her, but I must now talk about her hair. I just must. So, she has this hair. And some hair it is. It looks like she fell, head first, into a bag of Fun Dip. AM I RIGHT? For reals. I hate it. I also hate the outfit she wore whilst roaming around Paris on Monday. She kills me. And not in the Leighton Meester "I die!" way. Ugh. Little Lady Gaga. Too much heinous.