NO NO NO NO NO. Jessica Biel's Gucci TEAL VELVET suit is giving me anxiety. (Oh great, maybe velvet is the real problem behind my newfound anxiety...) Like, what the what?! This is awful. If you ever wanted to torture me, you should put this on me. Oh my gosh. Thinking about that makes me want to wash my hands. I hate velvet. I absolutely loathe it. And a whole suit? I'm going to puke.