Oh no. I really don't understand Leonardo DiCaprio's whole reverse ostentation nonsense. I realize he was only at a Lakers game last night, but still. I mean, he has so much money, I know he's trying to save like, the polar bears or something, so some of the money goes to them, but he's allowed to spend SOME of that money on his clothes. And he's dating a supermodel! So I'm really confused as to what this whole thing is about. I love Leo, I do. I love him a whole heck of a lot, but I need this to stop. I should take him shopping. And by shopping, I mean, to Vegas where we can elope.