OH. MY. SWEET. LORD. I don't even know. My sweet sister and I saw two of the most unfortunate fashion citations in about five minutes. Our local mall food court is evidently filled with crazies. First we saw this hideous silver furry marshmallow jacket. On a Mother. I hated it so much, it was ridiculous. Second, we saw some little youngster in cheetah pants which I would normally adore, but she did not wear them well. SO unfortunate. All of it. Every single part.