Alright, Pink. I realize that you are pregnant and whatnot, but for the love of all that is good and holy in this sweet world, I need you to change. I need you to change right now. Did you actually see yourself in the mirror before you walked outside? I mean, assuming you have a mirror and all. Even if it wasn't a mirror, you have a car right? I'm sure you saw your reflection getting in and out of it. Right?! Oh, heavens. Please don't pass this whole "dgaf" fashion sense on to your child. Please, I beg of you.