Halle Berry graces the cover of the September issue of Vogue. Yes, THE September issue. The one I have been waiting for since last September. And who do they put on the cover? Halle. Berry. I don't know, I can think of like, eighteen different people they could've put on the cover, but I mean, whatever. I guess. She looks pretty. Her hair looks fug. Her clothes are pretty. Her hair still looks fug.