Goodness knows I don't like Jessica Alba all that much, but I am literally dying right now (I just watched "The Rachel Zoe Project," I apologize.) thanks to the Balmain dress she wore to the LA premiere of her new movie "Machete." (Don't worry, I hadn't heard of it either). The movie looks stupid, but her dress is just too amazing for words. Shut the front door. (I told you, I just watched RZ, I haven't gotten it out of my system yet).