Friday, July 2, 2010

Britney Spears

I realize Britney Spears is having an emotional crisis and all, but she's not blind. I am sure she has some semi-decent clothes in her closets. Yes, plural, I am sure she has more than one. Therefore, I don't know why she feels the need to wear these hideous socks, plaid shorts that are wayyyyy too short for Miss Spears (Yeah, those are her panties sticking out right there) and a see through wife beater. And she has hair again, so I don't think it's too much to ask when I beg her to brush it every so often. Oh, sweet Britney, I adore you. Please don't have another mental breakdown. Please, please, please.

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