Friday, January 15, 2010

Critic's Choice Movie Awards 2010

Yet another awards show which means, red carpet, celebrities, fashion and more! Oh, it makes my heart so happy. Shall we?
Oh, hi, Joe Jonas. You look so handsome, I just kind of want to kiss you on the mouth. But I won't...
How cute is Zoe Saldana's Jason Wu dress right now? Sure, I don't know if I've seen any of her movies, but she is quickly becoming one of my favorites. (Okay, that's a lie. I saw a tiny bit of "Star Trek," but it was boring and I fell asleep). Gosh, this is my favorite dress on the red carpet, by far.
Oh no. I am not a fan of Sandra Bullock's Alberta Ferretti cocktail dress. No sir. Maybe she's just standing weird? Or maybe it's the cut of the dress?
Emily Blunt is so cute, I can't even stand it! Her George Chakra dress reminds me of a mermaid, and since I've always wanted to be a mermaid (Well, past tense, I don't really want to be a mermaid anymore. But when I was about four or five-ish, I used to put my pillow case on my legs and pretend I was a mermaid. "The Little Mermaid" was one of my favorite movies. Clearly), I love it 5x more. I could live without her shoes though. It looks like she hurt her ankles and had to bandage them up. I'm not a fan of that look.
When I first saw Carey Mulligan's gown, I hated it because I thought it was an ugly jumpsuit, but that was just the way she was standing. Now that I realize it's not in fact an ugly jumpsuit, I love it!
I'm sorry. I cannot stand Adam Lambert. He looks so greasy and dirty all the time and he's so incredibly obnoxious. Gosh. I hate it. I hate his outfit and his gloves as well.
I'm not in love with Julianne Moore's Lanvin dress. Nope. It's not doing anything for me. It reminds me of a fish for some reason.
Oh. My. Ew. Diane Kruger, what on Earth? This Donna Karan dress is honestly, so awful. I'm sorry.
Oh, Lord have mercy on Marion Cotillard, her Christian Dior gown and her hair and makeup. Unfortunately, none of it is working in her favor.

So, in conclusion: Joe Jonas, Emily Blunt and Zoe Saldana are my favorites. Marion Cotillard, Diane Kruger and Adam Lambert are my least favorite.

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