"Beauty is in the Eye of the Peeholder."

Here's one beauty tip I definitely will not be using. Last night I read that pee can cure acne. I think that is disgusting for a number of reasons.

1) It's your pee!

2) How disgusting do you have to be to sit there and think "Huh, I wonder what would cure this acne. Face cream? Nah. How about my own urine. Yep, that'll work." Like, no!

3) It's your pee!

That makes me want to vom. I will not be trying that. I'll stick to visiting my vampire dermatologist (Vampire dermatologist? Mhm long story short: My dermatologist looks like a vampire) every couple of months and pray to God it works. So far, so good.