Today I had a heart attack. Perhaps a stroke. Maybe even both. Why, you ask? Because a guy at school decided that it was acceptable to wear... Are you ready?... Wait for it... WHEELS ON HIS SHOES! Not Wheelies, you know, the fugly shoes every kid asked for for Christmas in third grade, but actual wheels were somehow attached to his Converse shoes. I died. I literally died. I freaked out. I mean, maybe it was because I was tired, just had coffee and was freezing, but either way, I had a Fashion Citation heart attack. I took a picture, it's kind of hard to see it, but there are definitely wheels on his shoes. Good Lord.