Fashion Citation Number One

I apologize for starting this blog with a fashion citation, but it is necessary. Today I had a fashion citation panic attack. Where was my fashion citation notepad when I needed it? Yes, I have a fashion citation notepad. Do with that what you will. Let me paint you a picture: Bright pink jumpsuit, white t-shirt, no bra (Sure, the runway models can leave their bras at home and it's okay, but she's in her late 40s. That's unacceptable), a pink purse and... pink Crocs. Note: This was my American Government teacher and I had to stare at her in complete horror for an hour and twenty minutes. She has inspired me to start this blog. I hope she finds this. She needs help. I do this because I care.