Saturday, August 4, 2012

ELLE September 2012

Here are two things you should know: 1. I love ELLE and 2. I adore Katy Perry. Naturally, putting two great things like that together, you would have a masterpiece. Unfortunately, for ELLE's September issue, things are so great. I guess I am mostly having issues considering her hair is cray cray and the fact that her ELLE cover last year (You know, the circus themed one?) was so perfect. This is making my heart quite sad. That's not what is supposed to happen with Katy Perry. I'm supposed to see gummy bears, kitties and cotton candy. These are dark times. Relatively speaking, for this cover is anything but dark. My gosh.
Seriously, this is BLINDING me.

Fashion Quote of the Day

"Expensive clothes are a waste of money."
Meryl Streep

Picture Perfect

(Via Pinterest)

Men's Health September 2012

You know me, it is rare that I write about men's magazines because they are so incredibly boring and it is even MORE rare that I write about health magazines because it just makes me feel bad about myself, of course. BUT I am making an exception here with Men's Health's September issue, for it features Liam Hemsworth. I think it would be a sin, as a blogger, and as a woman with eyeballs and ovaries, if I passed this up. So, alas, here we are. He is so pretty, I want to cry! Miley Cyrus is one lucky woman.
Thor? Thor is that you? Just kidding. It's just Gale. You know, the prettier Liam Hemsworth is getting, the harder it is going to be for me to keep (silently) shouting "TEAM PEETA" when I watch "The Hunger Games." (Which comes out on DVD and BluRay August 18. No big deal. There are digital billboards on Beverly Blvd. and La Brea updating everyday with a countdown. Like I need reminding. Puh-lease, Los Angeles.)

Friday, August 3, 2012

Fashion Quote of the Day

"Fashion stole my smile!"
Victoria Beckham

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel came out to the Los Angeles premiere of "Total Recall" on Wednesday and I am having doubts about her outfit. I love her hair and her earrings (That necklace can go. Honest. What is that?) but this Christian Dior dress is putting me in a tiny pickle. I do like the color and the fact that it has pockets though. Dress pockets ALWAYS win my heart over. Unfortunately, the silhouette of this dress is just off. It's not very flattering. But she seems confident in it, so I guess that's all that matters or something? No. Scratch that. I don't know who I am anymore...