Camilla Belle

Camilla Belle has Nicole Kidman syndrome. What's that, you ask? It's the thing where I see Nicole Kidman on the red carpet and go "Who is that? Wait. Why is she there? Is she still relevant? Was she in a movie recently? Remember when she dated Tom Cruise? (That usually goes on for about 30 seconds.) Yeah, that was weird. So, that's an um, interesting outfit. Wait, why is she there again? How come no one is answering me?!" Yeah. Everytime Camilla Belle shows up on the red carpet, I get utterly confused. I ask why she's there, people refuse to answer me, and then I reminisce on the days when she dated my celebrity boyfriend, Joe Jonas. But unlike Nicole Kidman, Camilla Belle actually wears respectable brands and gorgeous dresses. I have proof. She made a random appearance last night at the Andrea Bocelli Foundation's Benefit Gala on Friday in this interesting Oscar de la Renta dress. I should probably hate it, what with the little thing-a-ma-bobs all over, but I don't hate it. I hate that I don't hate it.

I really must know HOW she gets invited to these events?! I could totally throw on an Oscar de la Renta dress and smize over the shoulder at the cameras. I could do it. I could.