Friday, August 19, 2011

Cosmopolitan September 2011

I just now realized just how bad Dianna Agron's Cosmopolitan magazine cover is. Like, what is her hair and WHAT is her right arm? I didn't realize how creepy and mutant-y it was until I checked Go Fug Yourself. I just really, really don't like it. And, as if the first cover wasn't freaky enough, they decided to give us the option of two more covers. I like the second one, but what is the third one and what is her outfit? I think Cosmopolitan should just shut it down. Shut it all down.
ARM. I need magazines to shut Photoshop down too. Just shut everything down, okay?!
See? This one is just alright.Her hair is still awful, but with the side part it doesn't look as Mom-esque and weird.
NO. NO. NO. I think they Photoshopped her body, but at least her arm looks normal. But what is this shirt and why is her hand awkwardly in her pants? Why is her hair pushed back. It does NOT look sexy pushed back. I don't like any of this. Once again, SHUT IT DOWN COSMOPOLITAN.

1 comment:

  1. EW. I hate all of them. Her makeup is disgusting. Its making her look drunk. Or some kind of wasted. And that cover is so many kinds of nasty I can't even handle it. Cosmo needs to get a clue.

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