Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Jessica Chastain

After seeing this picture, I let out an immediate "OH. MY. GOSH." It was very dramatic, very loud, I was very alone whilst doing it, but I don't care. Jessica Chastain looked stunning last night at the Harry Winston party last night, which was thrown in her honor, by the way. I cannot get over her adorable Jason Wu dress (Which was one of my favorites from his latest collection.), her Harry Winston jewels, her hair and her makeup. Everything is flawless. Don't mind me as I girl crush all over this. Okay. Great.

Bradley Cooper

Many of you know that the love of my life, my pet fish, is named Bradley Cooper after the gorgeous Bradley Cooper, naturally. Last night Bradley Cooper, the human not the fish, attended the 2012 Hollywood Film Awards Gala and I actually cannot with him right now. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIS HAIR? This is certainly NOT the Bradley Cooper I named my goldfish after, you guys. This is not good and needs to be shut down right now. And to top off his horrible new hair, a shiny suit? Really, B. Coops? Bradley Cooper Fish and I are judging you, real Bradley Cooper. We are judging hard.

Fashion Quote of the Day

"I believe we're all beautiful on the inside. But you might as well do what you can on the outside."
Jonathan Adler

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Picture Perfect

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Vogue November 2012

Well, Rihanna graces the cover of Vogue. Again. She was just on their April 2011 cover, but here she is again on their November cover. Now, don't get me wrong, I love Rihanna. I do. But do I love her enough to give her two Vogue covers so close together? No, no I do not. I am truly BAFFLED by the Vogue offices as of late, I really don't understand who is running things because this is (In my opinion, which is the only one that matters when it comes to this. Honestly.) unacceptable. But ugh, WHATEVER okay? She looks pretty, I'm just bored. I'm so bored. Like, yes, go lay out in the fields and prance around in the forest. It's not like Vogue hasn't done that for the past 23849 issues. My gosh. The lack of creativity really frustrates me.
How she manages to look good in literally ever hair color and hair cut is beyond me.
This is their new "go to" pose, isn't it?
 ENOUGH WITH THE FORESTS ALREADY, VOGUE.

Heidi Montag

Yes. Heidi Montag. There's a name you thought (PRAYED) you'd never see again. But alas, here she is and apparently she's still a thing. She hosted some event in Las Vegas on Friday and I just cannot. Judging by all the hilarious comments you guys left on Facebook, ranging from "Oh God" to "Ewww she is awful" to "This makes me sad :(" to "Gross" to "Sick" to "What has she done to herself...," I think you all agree with me. She is just NO. She's no. Plain and simple. I am so sad for her as a person. I'm so sad and distraught over her as a person that I don't even have energy to try to figure out what she's wearing. A velvet bodysuit tucked into pleather shorts? Say it ain't so, Heidi. Say it ain't so. Let's just have a moment of silence for Heidi pre-Spencer and "The Hills." Is it so bad that I actually do miss that show though? C'est la vie, don't judge me.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Kim Kardashian

Heaven knows I love me a Kardashian, but sometimes I don't understand them. Kim Kardashian Tweeted "I LOVE this outfit! Why do I always dress cooler when my bf is in town!?" Okay, well, no. Like, do you dress cooler when Kanye is in town, Kim? DO YOU? Because judging by this leather diaper situation going on, I'm going to say no, no you do not. This is not cool. This is the opposite of dressing cool. It's heinous. I actually have no words. Don't get me wrong, I am ALL for Kim's new style and her new relationship (LONG LIVE KIMYE) but if she continues to dress like this and/or think that she's actually dressing better with him in her life, then we are going to have to have a talk, little miss. Shut this down. Shut this down now.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Picture Perfect

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Alison Brie

Okay, this post will most likely turn into a long ramble about how mad I am at NBC for delaying (yet again) the final season of "Community." I mean, yes, I want it to last as long as possible (#sixseasonsandamovie) but I also want it right now. I can't wait any longer. I don't understand why NBC loathes the show so much. Maybe the ratings aren't "top notch," (That's how I picture the NBC executives talking about ratings. Aka. That's how I picture Jack Donaghy talking about ratings. Same thing.) but the show is just SO good. SO good. Last season they dedicated an entire episode to "Law & Order." It was the most perfect thing I think I've ever seen. Okay. Okay. I'm done. I just really miss it, okay? Anyway, Alison Brie, who stars in "Community," (Obviously. I told you this had a point to it.) is featured in NYLON Guys' November issue looking just gorgeous, as always. She is so great, I want to be friends with her. I also want her hair. It's a little bit perfect, no? Yes. Yes is the answer you were looking for. Always "yes" when dealing with Alison Brie. So, to sum this up, I love "Community," I'm mad at NBC, I think NBC executives look like Alec Baldwin and say things like "top notch" and I want to be friends with Alison Brie. 
 This is my favorite. Everything about it?