Eugene Hutz
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Vanessa Hudgens
Oh. My. No. I'm not so sure what is going on right here. It's like Coachella all over again. You remember Vanessa Hudgens' hideous Coachella outfits, I'm sure. Now, here's the thing. If I was a celebrity, and I will be soon enough, and I was wearing a weird wig and wearing weird alien rhinestone stickers on my face, I would NOT go outside to a liquor store. But I mean, that's just future celebrity Erin talking. Future celebrity Erin is also dating Ryan Gosling, so she clearly knows best.
Saturday, July 30, 2011
DKNY's Sunglass Soiree
Olivia Palermo and Jessica Szhor were just two out of the many celebrities to make an appearance earlier this week at DKNY's Sunglass Soiree in New York City. Naturally, Olivia Palermo looked gorgeous in this DKNY maxi dress, I am obsessed with color blocking, but Jessica Szhor. I literally have no idea what goes on in her mind when it comes to getting dressed like a normal human being. Her dress is a mess, but her hair I can't even begin to find the words to describe it. It's awful. I feel like she woke up frantically like "Oh my Gossip Girl you guys, I have to be at a fancy schmancy soiree in 2 minutes. Someone, braid my hair! But don't brush it, that'll waste like, too much time." And then her people did just as she said and she arrived. I hate it. She really has potential, but when she chooses to wear things like this, my faith is lost. At least she looks like she's having fun though. Or maybe she's confused. Her bangs are kind of all over the place...
Nick Jonas
You guys, I think I have to face the facts. Facts? What facts, you ask? Well, here's the thing. I love the Jonas Brothers (I've tried unloving them but there really is no use, they're forever in my heart.) and I have to face the fact that Nick Jonas is not single and probably will never date me (Which is fine considering my real celebrity boyf is his brother). But this, this I can deal with. What I cannot deal with is the fact that he still has that dang satchel with him. I truly do not understand. And I feel like the satchel is getting bigger each and every time I see it! I really do like his bowling bag though. Like, if it wasn't breaking I would totally want it as a purse. But this satchel, my friends, we must rid the world of it.
Julianne Moore
I hope to one day, age as gracefully as Julianne Moore. Of course, my life goal is to look like Helen Mirren (I know you've seen the bikini pictures. Jealous.) when I'm older, but Julianne Moore is a good start, I think. I'd also like her wardrobe. Well, future me wants her wardrobe. I really fancy her Lanvin dress. It's cute, simple and very appropriate for a talk show. Well played, Miss Moore.
Lady Gaga
Um... NO. I don't want to have to bring out the Liz Lemon eye roll picture again, but it seems as though I have no choice. On Tuesday Lady Gaga found two ways to disgust me. The sad thing is, I'm sure I would love the cheetah dress on someone else for let's say, an editorial, but right now, I can't. And with those red gloves? She's killing me. And don't even get me STARTED on the blue suit. She's not even in the new Smurf movie so I'm a little confused as to why she looks like she's part of the cast.
Rachel Weisz
Rachel Weisz, aka. The new Mrs. New James Bond, (That makes sense, you just have to think about it) made an appearance at the screening of "The Whistleblower" on Wednesday in this amazing Valentino dress. I love it. I love her hair, I love her nude pumps and (Although you can't see them in this picture) she was wearing some beautiful earrings. This entire look is effortless but perfect, so I'll ignore her "I just slid out of my limo" wrinkles on the front of her dress.
Fashion Quote of the Day
"If you ask any lady they want to be taller, they want to be slimmer, you know, and they want a waist. I am not here to make people look like a sack of potatoes."
Alexander McQueen
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