Allure March 2013

Ugh, the gorgeous Mila Kunis graces the cover of Allure's March issue and I'm kind of obsessed with uh, well, everything? She is so stunning that it's actually stupid. Keep doin' yo thang, Mila. Or you know, whatever. I don't know what that means either.

I adore this cover. I adore her makeup. I want her eyeballs as my own, you guys. I want them as my own!

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Grammy Awards 2013

Cue the overdramatic eye rolls here. You all know how much I loathe the Grammy Awards. I say it every year and I'll say it every year until I die. I can't help it, you know. I also think it's funny that all the guests received a "strict" dress code, but none of them followed it. For that, I laugh and applaud them at the same time. Ugh, the Grammy's are the worst.

Well, Rihanna wins best dressed. Hands down. I adore this Azzedine Alaia dress, which appears to be pretty conservative for Ri Ri but apparently there was some nipple action going on. (It was cold.) Also, I adore her hair like this. And I'm just going to pretend that she didn't bring Chris Brown as a date because, well, you know. That's actually not even a little bit okay. Real talk.

I love Alexa Chung's Red Valentino dress. It's so cute and so her, but I actually love it a tiny bit.

Okay, don't hate me, but I LOVE Florence Welch's Givenchy gown. Yes, she looks like a sparkly dinosaur/woman trapped in a fruit roll-up, but I am kind of obsessed. The color is perfect. Everything is perfect.

I have an absolute undying love for Natasha Bedingfield. I really like her gown, I just don't like the shoes. I feel like they should've been nude, yes? Yes.

Of course Taylor Swift wore white. Of course. I like everything about the J Mendel dress except for the T across her chest. It's weird. It's grabbing my attention and I'm not happy about it. Her hair is cute though!

Well someone, ahem Kelly Rowland, decided against the rules of the Grammy dress code. This Georges Chakra Couture gown is cray.

This was my least favorite dressed of the night. Jennifer Lopez just you know, yeah. I don't even know. This Anthony Vaccarello dress is horrid. As is her supes tight bun. I'm really not happy with it.

I don't like Carrie Underwood's Roberto Cavalli dress. I want to, I should, but I really don't. What is wrong with me?!

I think Beyoncé actually, surprisingly, rocked this Osman jumpsuit. I mean, usually I would be like "Uh, what now? Shut it down." but it's working for some reason. Don't question me, please. I'm not ready to talk about it.

I know the point of Katy Perry's Gucci gown is to look at her boobs, but like, that's ALL I can look at. It's becoming distracting.  

I have yet to discuss Justin Timberlake's return, but I am SO FREAKING EXCITED. I CANNOT. I mean, he's back, you guys. He. Is. Back. And better than ever, I might add. Plus, his whole suit and tie situation is really working in his favor. I've never been so jealous of Jessica Biel...

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85th Academy Awards Nominees Luncheon

THE ACADEMY AWARDS ARE SERIOUSLY SO CLOSE, YOU GUYS. I can almost smell them. Okay, that's not true, but like, you know. I am pretty sure that's a saying?... Anyway, to make Oscar season even more exciting, two of my favorite actresses are nominated. To honor the lovely nominees, the Academy threw a luncheon for them and we have one huge hit and one gigantic miss. Well, you'll see.

Jessica Chastain is continuing to stay in my heart. Everything about this look, from head to toe, is so wonderful. I adore it. Also, let's talk about how much I love this Erdem dress. Because, I love it a lot.

Jennifer Lawrence is also staying in my heart, but not with her outfits, because I mean... Look at this hot mess. It's not great, you guys. First off, it looks like a towel. Second, I HATE black shoes with white dresses. It's just not good. I am so upset by this. I'm actually personally offended. But it's okay, J Law, I know it's not entirely your fault.

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Fashion Quote of the Day

"It's so hard to get comfortable AND look good in front of 200 people. I just wanna, like, take my pants off."
Jennifer Lawrence (Aka. Future BFF)

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Rolling Stone

Wait, Ri Ri is actually wearing clothes on the cover of Rolling Stone's latest issue? I'm so confused. What is up and what is down?! She looks seriously stunning, I still will never understand how she manages to look every hair color and hairstyle look so fierce? Oh Rihanna, you're so great. What's not so great, is the fact that this interview is pretty much all about Chris Brown and her relationship with him. Insert my eye rolling here, y'all.

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