Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson keeps SWEARING that she's not having twins "even though it looks like it." But she hasn't said she's not having sextuplets... I mean, it's very possible. I cannot get over how large she is. I mean, honestly. She was out with her babydaddy on St. Patrick's Day and I just can't stop staring at her. It's mind-boggling, you guys.

Pretty Little Liars

You all know that I am actually obsessed with "Pretty Little Liars." I don't even know why, okay I do, but it's really all I have been talking about for the past couple weeks. It's so addicting and honestly very well written. Or just really addicting and cheesy. I think that's all the same thing actually. Anyway, the girls (Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell and Sasha Pieterse) are featured in Bullett's Spring 2012 issue and I kind of love it. Granted, I think Sasha Pieterse is so creepy, but that's just because she's really good at being creepy on the show. These pictures make me want to get really skinny really fast so that I could fit into these super cute outfits. Ugh. I have so much envy and love. Also, where is Troian Bellisario? Doesn't she know that we love her too?...

"The Hunger Games" London Premiere

The cast of "The Hunger Games" flew out to London on Tuesday for the London premiere and let me tell you, they definitely upped their game. I think that's a saying, I'm pretty sure. I don't know what I talk about sometimes. What I'm trying to say is that they looked even better in London than they did in LA.

I have NO idea what Josh Hutcherson is wearing. This all brown ensemble is just the worst. Like, there is too much. Lose the shoes and the sweater vest. I mean, I love me a sweater vest, but this is obnoxious. And he can't blame it on the cold because Elizabeth Banks and Jennifer Lawrence are kind of rocking it. Also, Liam Hemsworth looks super attractive. Again.

I adore Elizabeth Banks' Bill Blass gown. See? I told you she redeemed herself. Her hair is better, her dress is better, it's all better. I know her makeup looks weird but I saw other pictures and it looked a whole lot better. Dumb cameras.

Well, Jennifer Lawrence's Ralph Lauren gown is quite similar to her LA premiere gown. I mean, I kind of like this better, although I kind of want the black band to be gone. I hope she doesn't stick with gold gowns the entire time though. But I guess if she looks this great, she's okay?

"The Hunger Games" LA Premiere

Here's the annoying thing about Monday's "The Hunger Games" premiere in Los Angeles... I was about 5 minutes (Well, in LA traffic time, about 15 minutes) away from the premiere. LITERALLY. But unfortunately I am a smart woman and decided to do my homework at The Farmer's Market instead of going to the premiere to stalk celebrities. Ugh. C'est la vie. Anyway, I am really excited about this movie although I haven't read the books. Yet. Shall we?

I have a newfound love and respect for Jennifer Lawrence. She's KIND OF awesome. I was watching interviews and the things she said kept making me giggle. Her fierce Prabal Gurung dress was kind of lovely. Although I don't know if I love the way the fabric was photographed, she looks great. I still don't love her bangs though, they are quite bothersome, no?

The back was really fun too, you guys. Really fun.

I guess I am mostly upset that I didn't get to have my talk with Miley Cyrus. I have so much to say to her and I missed my chance. Liam Hemsworth looked very attractive, this is actually the most attractive he has ever looked. I think it's the suit. And the hair. But mostly the suit. But back to Mileybird, I'm not so sure that I love her Emilio Pucci ensemble. I love the skirt, but I don't love the crop top and I don't love this together. Oh Miles. This is why I love you. Because you're kind of a crazy person.

No. Elizabeth Banks, do you know how much better you are than this? You are SO much better. This is just no. I don't like her hair and her dress just looks like a giant orange bubble. Shut this down, Elizabeth. Thankfully, she redeemed herself the next night for the London premiere. But more on that later.

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Jessica Chastain

(Via The Hollywood Reporter)

January Jones & Jon Hamm

January Jones and Jon Hamm came out to PaleyFest yesterday to promote/support (I don't really know) "Mad Men" and they were looking super dapper. January Jones wore the cutest little Jenny Packham dress. I'm not sure why she wore tights, but I don't hate them. Also, she has pink strips in her hair which I think are super cute. But I think Jon Hamm is cuter. Always.

Marie Claire April 2012

Praise the Lord! Or at least the people over at Marie Claire. Scratch that, praises to all! My ultimate girl crush, Leighton Meester, graces the cover of Marie Claire's April issue. I am overjoyed, my friends. OVERJOYED. She looks stunning and is honestly better than ever. I can barely remember the last magazine cover she had and I am so glad it was this one. I mean, they went from Christina Aguilera to Eva Mendes to Leighton Meester. Just when I was questioning them, they redeemed themselves. I AM SO EXCITED.

Well, she looks absolutely incredibly stunning.

I love this Vionnet dress. Well, what I can see of it at least. Did I mention that she looks gorgeous? Because she does.

Look at her being all fierce and such. I don't like her Calvin Klein outfit. It's ugly.

Do you hate that I don't hate this Theyskens' Theory dress? Because I don't. I want to, but it's kind of fairytale-esque and fun.

I love this. This Dolce & Gabbana dress is kind of magnificent.

Flawless. The flower is annoying though, but I know that's not her fault.

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(Via Tumblr)

ELLE April 2012

Oh gosh. I seem to have forgotten Jessica Simpson on the last blog post about celebrities hating me and my eyeballs. Okay, fine, she wasn't in charge of this photo shoot but she does have the power to say no. I mean, she got pregnant out of wedlock, so maybe she doesn't... (Was that too mean? C'est la vie.) She graces the cover of ELLE's April issue and is all kinds of pregnant. Here's the thing, I know a lot of things freak me out; velvet, lobsters, the doctor, blood, needles but pregnancy pictures kind of take the cake. After anything dealing with blood or doctors, of course. I kind of think pregnancy is creepy as it is. (My friend is currently pregnant and she sent me a text a few days ago about how her baby now has ears and can hear music. IT'S SO WEIRD. But I love her and her baby already, so I can get past it.) But pregnancy photos are just the worst. I honestly don't want to see your husband/babydaddy kissing your naked stomach. I feel like that is private and I should not be a part of it. Now I ESPECIALLY don't want to see it plastered all over a magazine. Fortunately, Jessica Simpson has decided to ignore me and grace the cover of ELLE just to talk about her unborn child. Ugh. People sometimes. I'm sorry no, I meant celebrities sometimes. (There's a difference.)

Okay, whatever. She actually does look really pretty. And this isn't AS bad but I still don't love it.

This is SO unsettling. I feel so uncomfortable that I almost didn't want to post this, but I feel as though you need to experience the uncomfortableness that I (along with the rest of America) am currently feeling.

THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER.

Lana Del Rey

Sometimes I'm convinced that certain celebrities hate me. For example, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Momsen and most recently Lana Del Rey. I mean, they must hate me because they wouldn't wear these outfits just for the fun of it. Right? They must hate my eyes. It's the only sensible answer.