MuchMusic Video Awards

I have been waiting all day for pictures from the MuchMusic Video Awards red carpet and oh wow. I don't think I like any of them, which is sad. Sad, sad.

Holy frick, Miley Cyrus. I realize that this was right before her performance, but it still has me puzzled. What is she wearing? Or should I say, not wearing... Sweet Miley, please put some clothes on.

I love her. I know I wouldn't like this Ashish dress on anyone else, but Katy Perry looks amazing in it. She's so pretty, it's seriously ridiculous.

Oh, Biebs. I really have nothing to say about your look. I just wanted to put your cute little babyface up here.

Oh, Ke$ha. Nothing you do surprises me anymore. You confuse me, sure, but you don't surprise me. I just look at the tribal stick you are carrying, shake my head and say "Oh, Ke$ha..."

I don't know why Jessica Szhor is holding a yellow clutch. It does not compliment her dress at all. I hate it. Her Jenny Packham dress isn't actually all that bad though, which is refreshing.

The first thing I thought when I saw Shenae Grimes was "Young Madonna." Huh.

I really love Whitney Port, but I really don't love her dress. It has way too many mixed patterns and it's just not pleasing on my eyes.

Picture Perfect

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Kristen Stewart

I just spent a good 15 minutes searching for one good picture of Kristen Stewart's dress. 15 minutes is a long time when all these crazy, obsessed girls are fawning over her on Tumblr. But it did help me with my decision on whether or not I like the Versace dress she wore for the "Eclipse" photocall in Germany. After looking at the same pictures 100 times, I realized that I don't like it. It's just kind of, there. I mean, it's a lot better than the ugly things she's been known to wear, but I'm still not a fan. I must say that I am quite proud of her for looking happy all of a sudden though. Well, not so much in this picture, but I swear she was smiling in over half of them which is huge, for her at least.

"Jonah Hex" LA Premiere

Oh, Megan Fox. I don't know how you do it, but you are so dang gorgeous. All the time. 24/7. It makes the rest of us look bad. I have a bit of a girl crush on you, but I don't feel bad because I'm pretty sure every other woman feels the same way. I love her hair and I adore her Giorgio Armani Prive dress. It suits her very nicely, but then again, doesn't everything?

Leighton Meester

Look what I found! A little outtake from Leighton Meester's Grazia UK shoot. She. Is. So. Pretty. And plus, this was my favorite outfit from the video.

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Picture Perfect

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"Eclipse" Photocall

Oh sweet Lord. Kristen Stewart looks great AGAIN. You guys, I get teary eyed thinking about how much she's grown. Okay, that's dramatic, but I am truly proud. Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart were in Rome during a photocall for "Eclipse" and I am quite pleased with Kristen's J. Mendel dress. I am even okay with the fact that (so far) she's sticking with all black. Plus her hair doesn't look as disgusting as it usually does. I'm also really glad that she learned how to smile again because for a while, I am pretty sure she forgot how to do so.

"Eclipse" Rome Premiere

Oh. My. Goodness. Kristen Stewart, is making me SO proud. She looks really beautiful. I love Marchesa almost more than life and she looks great. I wish she wore different shoes, but I don't even care, because the dress makes up for it all. I mean, just look at the top of the dress! It's so gorgeous. I love love love it. It was a very pleasant surprise. The LA premiere is next Thursday and I hope she keeps this up.

Go Fug Yourself

I love The Fug Girls. If you don't read "Go Fug Yourself," I highly, highly, highly recommend it. But if you do start reading it, you can't forget about me :) Anyways, I'm currently sitting in my sister's room reading random excerpts of their blog entries outloud and cracking up. My sister is laughing too, but I'm not sure if it's out of sincerity or if she just wants me to keep scratching her back. Either way, I enjoy all of it. I hope to meet Jessica and Heather (aka. The Fug Girls) one day and tell them how much I love them. Here is reason #1290490 why I love them. Their "Daily Fugfirmation" list. I abide by these rules and I strongly suggest that you save this picture, print it out and paste it on your mirror.

For those of you who can't make out the list, let me help you out:

1. I will not abuse tights as pants.

2. I will remember that bras are not shirts.

3. I will not wear anything Taylor Momsen wears.

4. I will not be seduced by a jumpsuit.

5. I will not buy shoes that give me cankles.

6. I will not allow the world to be my gynecologist.

7. I will not endorse gagism as a personal style.

8. I will not beat myself up when I inevitably break one of these rules.

LIVE and let FUG

Fashion Quote of the Day

"Tights and leggings are okay in my book, but pants are just so boring."

Ke$ha