Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!

Is it weird that I kind of like this a tiny bit? I mean, I wouldn't wear it, obviously, but I love me some black lace. I also love Lady Gaga. I mean, I wish I didn't because well, she's so weird, but her music is so fun. I don't know, you can see for yourself.

Twilight

I don't like "Twilight." I don't understand everyone's love for Rob - okay, well maybe I do a little bit, accents are very, very attractive. And I surely don't understand why people are so obsessed with vampires. I mean, of course I am going to go see "New Moon," that's a given, but I refuse to finish the first book. In my opinion, Bella is whiney and Edward is creepy and obsessive and not in a cute "I love you" way either. So, with that said, naturally I don't like Kristen Stewart. I think she is greasy, ungrateful and obnoxious and this is just one of the many examples as to why I think that. Honestly, is she serious right now? And this was taken yesterday, so she really has no excuse. Good Lord, I can't even handle it.

So now here's my real question, not only what was she wearing yesterday, but how does she go from THAT to this...

Praise Jesus for stylists. And shampoo. She actually looks pretty and from the looks of it, I like her Alexander Wang dress. Kristen and Rob will be on December's issue of Harper's Bazaar. Just in case you little Twilighters were interested.

AHHHH!

Here is Reason #138082342308 why I am absolutely in like with Leighton Meester. Look at her dress. Look at her makeup. Ah, she kills me. I want to be her.

Fashion Citation Number Six

Oh yes, I got yet ANOTHER fashion citation text today, this time from Miss Riley Moriarty.

FWD: FASHION CITATION! I'm at the [Irvine] Spectrum and there is a lady walking in front of me wearing white cargo capris with a totally visible high waisted white thong. Ew! (Via Text Message)

Ew indeed. VP (Visible Panties) = Big no no. I mean honestly, does anyone own a mirror anymore?

Mhm Yes

I went Christmas shopping today. I am about halfway done. I still have to buy the best friend something (Yes, Ali, I am actually going to buy you a Christmas present this year. You've been warned) and then I have to pick up some things here and there, but for the most part I am pleased with myself. So, I encourage you to get up, put on some comfortable shoes and get your butt over to the mall. While you're there, you should check out the Betsey Johnson owl earrings I bought my sister. I am absolutely in like with them. Note: I actually purchased them at Nordstrom, but apparently they don't have them online, so this is as good as it's gonna get. Cute, right? Right.

Fashion Citation Number Five

I just got this e-mail from my Mom. I love getting fashion citation notifications. Keep 'em comin'!

Just saw a fashion citation. Lady in late 30- 40s wearing brightly colored multi colored orange striped flood water length pants, very visible dark socks, white tennis shoes. Not a pretty sight. (Via E-mail)

Some people just don't get it, do they? Honestly. Not a pretty sight, indeed.

Gossip Girl

As I mentioned before, I LOVE the Roaring 20s. I also love Gossip Girl. So, when the two combine, it makes my heart warm. On this week's episode, "How to Succeed in Bassness," Chuck's club opened with a Roaring 20s theme and well, it gave me one more reason to be jealous of everyone in this show. Can someone please let me be Blair Waldorf already?

"This Is It" Premiere

Let's just talk about some of the outfits I did and did not like on the red carpet for the premiere of Michael Jackson's "This Is It."

I have a crush on Katy Perry, I think she's super adorable. I mean, sure she's kind of weird, but weird in an "She's just being Katy" kind of way. But what I am really in love with his her dress. It's unique and gorgeous and if I had her figure, I would definitely wear it.

Oh, Jennifer Lopez. I like her dress, hate her boots.

Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris. What the crap are you wearing? Or not wearing for that matter. Safety pins? Really? It looks like she took two pieces of fabric and safety pinned them together. Honey, you have enough money to buy a whole island, the least you can do is buy an outfit that's in one piece.

Oh good Lord. Gross. Julianne Hough, what on Earth are you wearing? She looks like a vampire, you know minus the whole blood sucking thing. I just do not like this. I don't like vampires either, so I guess that just makes the outfit 10x worse.

Fashion Citation Number Four

Let's just talk about Disneyland for a second. I love Disneyland with a huge chunk of my heart. It's well, dare I say it, the happiest place on Earth. But the people that come to visit are well, fashionless. I mean what on Earth possessed this man to a) Buy these clothes b) Think they were somewhat okay and/or c) Wear them IN PUBLIC. Oh good Lord.

Brooke Gibson The fuzzy orange hat matched his fuzzy boots too! And the sad part is.. He's with his wife and kids...(Via Facebook)

I mean, it's not Halloween yet, so I'm just curious as to what he was thinking. Sigh. Some people will never learn, but that's what I'm here for.

Fashion Citation Number Three

I continue to tell my friends (or any of the people who read this blog) that you are more than welcome to send me a fashion citation when you see it. Whether it be via Facebook, text, e-mail or (my personal favorite) a picture, it will most likely make it up here. It's the least we can do, honestly. So, here's the text I got yesterday from the ever so lovely Rachel Hassey...

FWD: A woman [maybe] fifty wearing lace leggings, flower flats, and a t-shirt dress. Basically dressed like she was fifteen. (Via Text Message)

At that age don't you think she'd have a husband, kid or even a couple dozen cats to tell her that that is not okay? People never cease to fascinate me.

P.S. If you do have a picture you want to send to me, please e-mail it to erinmbradyyy@yahoo.com :)