Thursday, September 27, 2012
Tina Fey, my future adoptive Mother (I really want her to adopt me, you guys. We've discussed this before, don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about...), graces the cover of Entertainment Weekly's October 5, 2012 issue and um, I am obsessed actually. Like, my favorite live person imitating my favorite dead person, Audrey Hepburn, a la "Breakfast at Tiffany's?" I mean, yes please and thank you so very much. I love this. Oh, Tina. Adopt me, please?
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
I love Blair Waldorf. If there is one thing you should know about me, it's that I ADORE Blair Waldorf and shun all those who disagree. I shun as Blair Waldorf would, because, you see, I feel Blair Waldorf (Along with a majority of my favorite TV characters - Chandler Bing, Marshall Eriksen, Rachel Green, etc.) is like a mentor to me. I've never had a real big sister, so I've had to rely on Blair Waldorf to help me out. I mean, yes, sure, she's only been in my life since 2007, but still. We've gone through a lot together. I can't tell you how many times I've repeated over-and-over again in my head "I am Blair Waldorf, Blair Waldorf is me" before going on a date (Ha, by date I mean talking to people of the opposite sex.) or walking into the bank to yell at people, chic-ly of course. She is so wise and so perfect. SO with that being said, I am seriously broken hearted over this little situation. Now, I know that "Gossip Girl" is ending, but that is no excuse for The CW to cut their wardrobe budget in half. I mean, what is even going on? I feel betrayed by my favorite fictional BFF. This is horrid. She is wearing gloves and lounge pants, people. GLOVES AND LOUNGE PANTS. I am just so hurt by this. Why? Why is this happening? Ugh, I'm gonna go drown myself in ice coffee now, if you don't mind.
England's unofficial princess, Emma Watson, graces the cover of Glamour UK's October issue and oh gosh, I love it. I love it a whole lot bit. (That is to be read in a British accent in your head, please and thank you, kind sir). This is a lot better than her Glamour US shoot. That, my friends is something I don't love, but this is so nice. Shall we drool over how gorgeous she is? Yes, we shall.
But actually, she is so pretty and dainty.
Jessica Chastain, my Queen, attended the American Theatre's Wings 2012 Annual Gala last night in this cute little Oscar de la Renta dress. I love it. Oscar de la Renta + Jessica Chastain = Perfection. Not only do I love the dress, but the fact that it's form fitting makes my heart sing! Sometimes she gets it so wrong, but sometimes she gets it so right. This time, it's so right. She is my favorite.
Ugh, Taylor Momsen is back at "it" again. Now, I don't know what "it" is but I don't like "it." I'm seriously starting to believe that someone must've written "Love you, Taylor. Never change." in Taylor Momsen's yearbook and she clearly took it very seriously. I don't understand, does anyone else dress like this in the world? No. Taylor. No they don't. And I'm all for "individuality or whatever" but this needs to be shut down.
Saturday, September 22, 2012
You know I dislike Lady Gaga with a very large portion of my heart. You also know that I'm not a fan of discussing people's weight, no matter how tiny or large they have become. With that being said, Lady Gaga's weight has been an issue with the world. So, to give us (the world) a big "Eff you" she showed up to her hotel in Paris today as a whoopee cushion. Oh wait, I'm sorry, it was actually a horrible Comme Des Garçons dress. Apples and oranges, my friends. This is horrible. I don't know why she hates us. Maybe because a lot of us (me) hate her?...
Friday, September 21, 2012
Harper's Bazaar is just so good this year, my dearest friends. (That's you!) Kate Hudson graces the cover of Harper's Bazaar's October issue and I kind of love it a lot actually. I mean, I'm not sure what she's promoting ("Glee?" I mean, evidently people still watch it. Who knew, right?) but she looks flawless. Bible, she's never looked better. Maybe I need to get knocked up and then it will inspire me to work out and I'll end up looking like her. Or like, maybe that's not such a good idea. Whatever, ignore me and let's drool over Kate Hudson's gorgeousness.
These are my favorite. See what I'm saying? Flawless. Also, someone give me this Chanel coat, please?
I'd also like this Dior dress, please? My half-birthday is October 28. It's like, totally a thing, you guys.
Jessica Chastain has been everywhere these past few weeks and I am ever so happy. She really is the best, you guys. She came out to the opening night of the Broadway show "If There Is I Haven't Found It" and I kind of love everything that went on with her look. She looks gorgeous in this Roksanda Ilincic dress. The color, I don't even know what color it is, like a lavender periwinkle?, is amazing. And her hair is so unruly, but it works. And the best part about this is that it's flattering on her. IT'S FLATTERING, YOU GUYS. I'm so happy.
GAH. Amy Adams is actually one of my favorite famous human beings ever. I love her. She attended the premiere of "Trouble With the Curve" on Wednesday in this Roksanda Ilincic dress. Now, I'm not super-crazy-in-love with the silhouette of the dress, but the color is amazing on her. Red is your color, Amy. Work it. Also, let's be friends? Yeah, no, it's cool. I'll wait for your people to get back to me...
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Let's get a few things straight here. 1. I love Jessica Chastain. 2. I love fashion magazines. 3. I love anything/everything French. Now that you know those very important facts about me, you shall understand why I am so puzzled by Jessica Chastain's cover shoot in Crash's latest issue (I don't know what month, because much to my dismay, I can't speak or understand French. Yet.). I'm just not really understanding anything that's going on here. Like, the black and white ones are whatever, they are plain and simple, but I understand them. Then the pink outfit comes into play and I literally just don't even know what is up and what is down. I am truly baffled, my friends.
I TRULY don't understand her makeup here. This doesn't even look like her. The makeup artist deserves a slap on the wrist for this one.
She has stunning hair. Can we just talk about it for a second? I love.
BAM. This is just out of nowhere and I am just so... BAFFLED. I am baffled, you guys. Literally no other word is coming to my mind, which is equally as upsetting.
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
God Bless America Ferrera. Ha, because that joke has never been used by anyone before. C'est la vie. She looked gorgeous Sunday night at the 2012 ALMA Awards, yeah I don't know, in this Carlos Miele gown. Um, I kind of love everything about it? Nope, I take that question mark back. I DO love everything about it. Her hair, on the other hand, is not so great. It's actually really bad, you guys. Like, did she run to the event? Oh, the horror.
Monday, September 17, 2012
AH. She's back, my friends! Leighton Meester is finally promoting her movie, "The Oranges." She made an appearance at the Tribeca Screening Room in New York on Friday. I don't love this Giambattista Valli dress though. I feel like she's SO much more adventurous and this is just not so adventurous? I don't know. I still love you, Leighton. Always and forever.
HOLD UP. Yes. Holy. Yes. Yes, you guys. Just, yes. FINALLY. I didn't even write about Vogue's September issue (with Lady Gaga) because I was so grossed out. Like, it was just so bad, you guys. But this. This is so great. The gorgeous Keira Knightley graces the cover of Vogue's October issue and I'm kind of obsessed. And by "kind of" I mean, "I am so bloody excited." It is just so good.
She looks so gorgeous, I actually cannot. Her makeup, and her hair, is flawless. I'm not understanding the glove, but like, whatever. She looks flawless.
Yeah no, I really love this Dior dress though. Like, a lot.
I NEED THIS DIOR COAT ON MY BODY.
I love that they incorporated her costumes from "Anna Karenina." This is stunning. Jacqueline Durran is supes talented. Also, I want this Sean Barrett hat.
Yeah, this Valentino gown is also pretty perfect.
This Chanel Haute Couture gown makes her look like an ice queen and I love it.
Saturday, September 15, 2012
I am just going to warn you that from now on, every Jennifer Lawrence post will be a letter asking her to be my Best Friend Forever And Ever (BFFEA, for short. Or long. I feel that's more confusing. C'est la vie.) because I am just so intrigued by her as a person. I just finished watching some of her newest interviews and I cannot. We would be the best of friends. I am now 100% sure of it. She graces the cover of W Magazine's October issue and it's just so weird and out-there that I kind of can't get enough. The shoot is infested (in a good way) with birds and I can't stop staring at it. Like, I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the fact that I've always wanted to hold a white peacock in my arms. And by "I've always wanted to" I mean, "I just now realized that is going on my bucket list." So I am a little dramatic. What's new, honestly?
So very Black Swan, I just haven't figured out how I really feel about it quite yet though.
This Vivienne Westwood dress is also perfect. Werk it, gurl.
So about this Prabal Gurung gown. I need it?