Friday, August 31, 2012


I know I've accused other people of hating our eyeballs (Taylor Momsen, Lady Gaga, etc.) but I think Rihanna just REALLY hates our eyes. I'm not sure what we've done to her to deserve such an atrocious sight, but it has happened nonetheless. I know Rihanna is all about like, "living fast, dying young" and YOLO and whatnot, but this is just mean. It's just so mean, you guys.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

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Chanel FNO Le Vernis Nail Colour

YAY. Chanel released their exclusive Le Vernis Nail Colour line for Fashion's Night Out (On September 6, not that you needed a reminder.) and I love every single shade. Holy chic balls. Don't they realize that I don't have money but that I have an unnecessary need and burning desire to own all of their nail polish because it is perfect? And then throw the fact that it's limited edition in there and I'm a goner. I hate you, Chanel. Only I love you. It's complicated. Out of their 3 shades, I can't figure out which one is my favorite. What do you think? Délicatesse, Provocation or Infidéle? Okay, all of them. They also have lipstick, but I'm mostly focused on nails today.
(Via Vogue UK)

Bullett Volume 8

Elizabeth Olsen is everything. End of story. She graces the cover of Bullett's Volume 8 issue. It's their Romance Issue and I think I love it? It's weird, but it's a good weird. She is rocking a pink wig, which you all know I would hate on anyone else (Lady Gaga...) but for some reason, I kind of love it on her. I don't know, you guys. I don't get my celebrity love sometimes. It allows me to see past things I would normally hate. But then again, if I've learned anything from the movies, it's that love accepts the no-no's in life. The choppy wig would be a no-no. Obviously. Geez, keep up.
She looks like a gorgeous alien.
She is actually stunning. Oh my crap. Also, I need this Marchesa dress in my life, so there's that.
This is my least favorite one though.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

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Fashion Quote of the Day

"I only like the color red on roses, my lipstick, and the bottom of the shoes."
Chanel Dudley

Zooey Magazine August/September 2012

Kristen Bell graces the cover of Zooey Magazine's August/September issue further proving the fact that she is the cutest human being alive. I want to be her friend so badly. I mean, not as badly as I want to be friends with Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence AND Jessica Chastain, but she's still on my list. She is the cutest little peanut.
She is a doll.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Fashion Quote of the Day

"I think you are born chic. You cannot be chic. It is something you cannot learn."
Carine Roitfeld

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Jessica Chastain

Mah gurl (Ignore me), Jessica Chastain, made an appearance on "Good Afternoon America" yesterday morning in this simple blue dress. I'm not super obsessed with the dress itself, but I am so in love with the color. It looks great on her. Also, her hair and makeup is flawless. She is my favorite person... Ever.

Vegas September 2012

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Queen Celine Dion looks gorgeous on the cover of Vegas' September issue. She is flawless, forever and ever. I don't even have words, she is just so perfect. I'll just go sit in the corner, listen to "It's All Coming Back to Me Now"and reflect on my unworthiness.
FLAW-LESS. There are actually no flaws on this perfect Canadian face.
Work. It. Girl.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Fashion's Night Out 2012

One of my favorite fashion events is literally right around the corner. No, not the MET Ball and no, not the Oscars (I wish...), but Fashion's Night Out. And unless you're a freak and like, live under a rock or something, I'm sure you've heard of it. Today a commercial was released featuring the precious little Biebs and Taylor Swift. I don't love the shirts, but you know I'll be buying one. See you in LA (Next year I'm making it my mission to get to NY), September 6, my friends!

Saturday, August 18, 2012

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T Magazine Fall 2012

THIS IS THE BEST. Emma Watson graces the cover of The New York Times' T Magazine's Fall issue and I'm a teensy bit obsessed. Ugh, she is so gorgeous it actually hurts my soul a little bit. By a little bit, you obviously know that I mean a whole heck of a lot. She's so great and this shoot is getting me real excited for Fall. I just need it to stop being 90 degrees outside, okay?
This is giving me a heart attack. Her makeup is flawless. Also, I would like these Harry Winston earrings for my half-birthday, please. (It's October 28, in case you forgot.)
I mean, I really don't like the hat though, you guys.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Jessica Biel

I have been very surprisingly happy with the future Mrs. Timberlake's outfit choices as of late. Maybe the fact that she is officially engaged to my (well, one of my) dream men has helped boost her self-esteem even more. I don't know. I feel like it would do that for me. Anyway, she was at the premiere of "Total Recall" in Dublin yesterday in this GORGEOUS Zac Posen dress. I love the color and the silhouette is so great. It's like a pretty little piece of origami, or something. I also think her Manolo Blahnik shoes are weird, but the right amount of weird. And to top it off, I like that her hair is just messy instead of super tight and polished. It's nice. Ugh, I have too many nice things to say about this, it is overflowing with goodness. I just love it a lot. My niceness is a curse sometimes, you guys.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Jessica Chastain

I'm definitely girl crushing over here a little (lot) bit. Jessica Chastain came out to the screening of "Lawless" in New York City tonight and I am thisclose to crying and thisclose to overreacting (Oh, is it too late?) because I am so in love with everything about this. She looked stunning in this vintage Yves Saint Laurent dress. I love it. I love it so much. It has kind of an 80s Prom vibe to it, but I like that? And her hair is perfect and her makeup is subtle. Oh, it's so good. Although, I could live without the chunky colorful bracelet because that definitely gives it an 80s Prom vibe. C'est la vie. I am going to ask, that as my future BFF, she continues to wow me for the duration of "Lawless" press. Thanks, Jessica. You're the best.
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NY Mag August 20, 2012

It is rare for me to hate every single picture from a photoshoot, but like, there's a first time for everything, right? Case in point, Kim Kardashian graces the cover of New York Magazine's Fall issue and well, I hate it. I don't actually know where to start with my hatred, so I'll just let you fill in the blanks. I'm sure that you can practically read my thoughts by now.
 It actually doesn't even look like her. This is so horrible.
OH, SO ARTSY. (And oh, so sassy. Sorry I'm not sorry).

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

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Taylor Swift
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Harper's Bazaar September 2012

Oh my gosh, this ish is bananas. I am obsessed with Harper's Bazaar's September issue. I know I said that Marie Claire was my favorite, but like, I also said I was allowed to change my mind and well, I have. Gwen Stefani is their fierce cover girl and I honestly love it. It's so fantastic. She is perfection, I just really wish they'd stop using Terry Richardson as their photographer because he is so unbelievably creepy. But c'est la vie, this shoot is just SO good.
I am dying over this cover. She looks like a Barbie, I adore it.
This Versace dress is great, but her face is even greater.
Will someone put this Alexander McQueen gown on my body like, yesterday? I love it.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Marie Claire September 2012

I don't think you understand how much I've been obsessing over this cover. I have been looking for the official pictures for a week (month) and FINALLY they've been uploaded. I am so impatient when it comes to these things, it's not a quality I admire, but I've come to terms with it. So, Queen Miley Cyrus graces the cover of Marie Claire's September issue and I could honestly not be more happy/excited if I tried. Serious. She looks gorgeous and I am obsessed with every bit of it. Like, don't even try arguing this because I will shun you. Or just give you the Anna Witnour stink eye through the computer. Trust, it's cold. Marie Claire has honestly become the best this year with their covers. I am ever so impressed.
This is seriously bananas. And can we talk about her hair? I think it's inspiring me to go to my hairdresser... But that's always a hot mess, ending in tears, so I think I'll just stare at Miley for now.
This totally reminds me of her "Can't Be Tamed" music video. Can we just talk about how much I love that music video, by the way? Because I do. A lot. It's so great.