Saturday, March 31, 2012
I mean, yes. It did take me this long to finally write about this. Leave me alone. Jennifer Lawrence graces the April cover of Glamour UK and I am kind of obsessed with these pictures. I think I am mostly obsessed with this cover. Sure, this Prada bodysuit has been worn by everyone and their Mom, but she fills it out the most and I love that. She's rocking it like none of the other models and/or celebrities have. I respect that. I respect her. Hell, I even respect the bodysuit. You are awesome, Jennifer Lawrence, please never change. Also, I saw "The Hunger Games" again tonight, just in case you were wondering.
I mean... She's kind of amazing. Try and prove me wrong. Go ahead, try. Only don't, because you will make me mad and no one wants that. Believe you me.
GORGEOUS. Oh my gosh.
I am so over beach pictures, but this one is so darling and lovely that I forgive it for being a beach picture.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
My newest girl crush, Jennifer Lawrence, also graces the cover of Interview Germany's April issue and I'm not too crazy about it. She kind of looks like Ke$ha. Now, you know that I love Ke$ha, slightly against my will, and you know that I love Jennifer Lawrence, but do I like the combination? Maybe not so much. I will say that she is killing this Dolce & Gabbana bodysuit. And that's "killing it" in a good way. I guess I am mostly hating the star on her face. Yep, that's it. That's what is bothering me. I guess I'll choose not to fight with Germany over this though.
My celeb envy, or whatever, Olivia Palermo is on the cover of Marie Claire Spain's April issue and this makes me all the more jealous of her. I love the styling, everything is so springy and cute. She appears to be a little orange, but I am going to go ahead and blame that on these low quality scans. Thanks a lot, Internet.
Ugh. LET ME BE HER.
Elizabeth Banks was on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" on Monday night in this super cute top. I love me some colored lace and embroidery. I also love me some Elizabeth Banks. I think she's quite entertaining, no? If for some strange reason you don't believe me and want proof, watch this.
Victoria Beckham graces the cover of Harper's Bazaar UK's May issue and I am totally okay with it. I think. The more I look at it, the more awkward her pose gets, but I like the colors and the background? What I REALLY don't like is the fact that this freaking Prada bodysuit has shown up yet again. I mean, aren't we getting sick of it by now? Yes, the answer is yes. We are getting sick of it. I'm looking forward to seeing the rest of this shoot, but for now, we can pick apart the cover.
Jennifer Lawrence graces the cover (I don't know, is Rolling Stone really a cover that is normally graced?) of Rolling Stone's April 12, 2012 issue and I'm not super crazy about it. I know that Rolling Stone isn't a fashion magazine, so it's hard not to judge, but the cover is really boring. What I have read of her interview may or may not make up for it. Have I mentioned that I want to be her friend? Because I do. I really do.
In my eyes, Kate Winslet can do no wrong, and fortunately she has proved my point. Yesterday was the "Titanic 3D" London premiere and Queen Kate (That's what I call her, leave me alone.) made an appearance wearing a gorgeous Jenny Packham dress. This is so flattering on her and she accessorized it perfectly. I am a little mad only due to the fact that I wasn't at this premiere. I entered about 1029 different "Titanic" contests but alas, I did not win. Oh well. I'll still be there at midnight, ready to cry and sing to "My Heart Will Go On." Mm. I should not be this excited for it but I won't lie, everytime I see the billboard in LA I let out an "Eek" sound.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Precious little angel face (Is there really any other way to describe her?), Elle Fanning, is featured in Self Service Magazine's S/S 2012 issue and I kind of love it. The styling is so simple, but it works. It all works. Can I please be her? I would go back to my teenage years for a week in order to look like her. No longer than a week though because as badly as I want to be her, I really did not fancy being a teenager all that much. I'm sure I'm not the only one. I posted some of my favorites, but for more go here.
These Prada bodysuits are going to be the death of me. Fortunately, this version has been used the least. For now.
The good Lord only knows why I love Ke$ha as much as I do (Remember when I went to her concert? I do. And it was awesome), but I've decided not to question it. I am, however, questioning her sanity when she was faced with the decision of picking out an outfit. Absolutely everything about this is horrible. I can't find a single thing that I am even slightly okay with. It really hurts my heart. When I don't even know where to START, you know that there are some serious problems, my friends.
I am going to be REALLY sad when they are done promoting "The Hunger Games" because that means we won't get to see Jennifer Lawrence everywhere. Fortunately there are either 2 or 3 movies left, so that's enough to keep me going. Did I mention that I want to be her best friend? Because I really do. Whatever, she was in Madrid today wearing a Victoria Beckham dress. Now, it's kind of unusual for anyone but Victoria Beckham to be wearing her designs so I'm always curious as to how it will turn out. Unfortunately, I don't like the outcome of this. I think it's mostly the fact that this is just a really heinous dress. I still love you, Jennifer. Don't worry. I'm just going to ignore this dress and those booties. Maybe you're experiencing minor jet lag.
So, there were rumors swirling in Hollywood this weekend that Miley Cyrus was engaged to her boyf, Liam Hemsworth. Unfortunately they are untrue, which makes my heart very sad. But fortunately, she has been looking great as of late and that makes my heart the opposite of very sad. She was at Muhammad Ali's Celebrity Fight Night XIII (Because that's where she should be, obviously) and she had two costume changes and one really cute hairdo. Oh Mileybird. You are loved. By me.
How great does she look right now? Oh my gosh goodness gracious. I love everything about this look. I also think Liam Hemsworth got randomly attractive. Maybe after seeing him with his weird dyed hair in "The Hunger Games," I appreciate his hair color more? I don't know. I'll take any excuse to talk about "The Hunger Games," really.
I really don't love her Jenny Packham dress. Maybe if it had been strapless?...
Monday, March 26, 2012
You guys. I have another girl crush. I know, I know, that's soooo surprising. I swear I have real boy crushes. But in the celebrity world, I pick and choose my favorite girl celebrities and I dream of a day in which we will meet and become best friends. My newest girl crush is Jennifer Lawrence. She is kind of, for lack of a nicer word, amazeballs, and she gives great interviews. For proof, watch this. I'm a little bit obsessed. I see myself in her sometimes with the things she says. UGH. I need to be her friend. Is that too desperate? I don't even care. Anyway, she is on the cover of IO Donna's March 2012 issue (I'm late, sue me) and I got real excited because she looks gorgeous. Like, actually stunning. I come to find out/remember that this shoot was used on Flare's June 2011 issue. That is embarrassing for me but awesome for her because these pictures are kind of stunning. Mm. Girl crush rant over. (For now.)
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Monday, March 19, 2012
You all know that I'm celebrity married to Leonardo DiCaprio, so you can safely (and accurately) assume that I am not so happy about this situation. Today Leo was in Miami with his Mama and some friends in cargo shorts, a creepy beard and... a BUCKET HAT. A BUCKET HAT, people. I can't. I mean, a bucket hat. The more I say it, the worse it gets. I really don't even understand why he is doing this to me. Nay, to us. We all have eyes. We are all upset by this. Oh gosh. This may or may not lead to our first fight as a married couple. I mean, what?
He's the crazy one in the bucket hat, in case you were confused.
Little Biebs (Well, he's 18 and legal now, but he'll always be Little Biebs to me) is on the cover of Complex's 10th Anniversary issue and I'm not sure I love it so much. I mean, sure, fighting is like, cool and all (When it's in a safe environment, such as a ring) but it clearly seems as though Justin Bieber could not defend himself in said fight. But wait, is he supposed to be the referee? Now I'm just confused. Also, blood is yucky. So I'm going to vote no on this situation. And by situation, I mean photo shoot.
I feel like some people are going to be upset about this. And by "some people," I mean parents. Crazy parents. And maybe vegetarians.
Um, it looks like he made out with her fiercely and got her ugly lipstick all over his face. Shut it down, Biebs.
This is actually disgusting.
Oh no, great. I actually wanted to see it for the second time...
Teresa Palmer, yeah I don't know, made an appearance today at the Australian premiere of "Wish You Were Here," yeah I still don't know, looking kind of great. I love the Collette Dinnigan dress she wore. It's so simple, but so chic. Okay, I'm not sure chic is the word, but I kind of want to steal it, so I think that's the same thing. Her hair is kind of boring, but hey, who am I to judge? Ha just kidding, I'm only here to judge. Speaking of judging, why is she wearing black shoes? It makes this outfit look so heavy. Stop. That.
Daniel Radcliffe was in New York, Brooklyn to be exact, this morning filming his new movie "Kill Your Darlings." I would like to comment on a couple things. 1. Since when did he get so attractive? 2. Since when did he start looking like Penn Badgley? I mean, he WAS in Brooklyn and that's so very Dan Humphrey of him... Okay. I guess those were questions and not so much comments, but whatever. Harry Potter is hot.
Elizabeth Olsen was at LAX on Thursday and she was looking ever so chic. (Although, I think those are corduroy pants. Don't get me started on how much I hate corduroy. It's similar to velvet and you know how I feel about that hellish textile.) I mean, honestly, I NEVER look good at the airport, no matter how hard I try. Please don't misunderstand this as "Oh, so she wears sweats?..." because I don't. I never wear sweats outside of my house and I never wear sweats at LAX because I never know who I may run into. I love LAX. People think that is strange, but it's a wonderful and magical place. Anyway, the point of this is 1. I love LAX and 2. I want to be Elizabeth Olsen. She's just so... Cool.
Taylor Momsen was out and about the other day in this HEINOUS outfit. I mean, can we even consider things Taylor Momsen wears outfits? I don't think so. I mean, this is a sheer shirt, underwear and socks. And do NOT get me started on the makeup. I have nothing nice to say about this. Nothing. But I'm sure her parents are real proud, as always.
Katy Perry was in London this morning doing a BBC Radio 1 interview and I mean, I'm not too crazy about her outfit. Or her hair. But sadly, we have seen worse and that upsets me. I really, really miss her black hair, my friends. I don't think I'm alone in that. Ugh, Katy. Please work with us. We really do love you. In other news, can we talk about how gorgeous her face looks? Yeah.